Danny Baker Record Breaker: The World's Biggest Bogey

Like many young boys, Danny dreams of making it into the record books. Eternally optimistic, he writes to Mr Bibby, Keeper of the Records, with hilarious accounts of his yucky endeavours.

In this book Danny Baker will attempt to break the following records. Drumroll, please . . .

Heaviest ball of snot! (DB attempt: 1.4 grams)

Most nits on...